Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Training courses are now available for women!!!

Have been reading a few posts on 'Adam Times' and thought that an introductory 'Eve Times' is due :). So here we go with a few basic firsts -

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before!

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

4. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

5. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

6. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging.

7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire!!

8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up!!

9. Introduction to Parking.

10. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space!!

11. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

12. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

13. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both!!

14. TV Remotes: For Men Only!!!


P. S. - I did not invest any time or effort to come up with this. This came as a forward from a generous female friend :)

23 comments:

RustyNeurons said...

Now... If you are the author of this wonderfully written piece, then you are applauded. If its otherwise, get ready to die!!

Shubhojit said...

Rusty - Nope this was a forward. But who's gonna kill me?

RustyNeurons said...

Me! who else!

Shubhojit said...

Rusty - Ohhhh i see! Honestly I was under the impression that u were a male but now I know that u are the opposite :)

RustyNeurons said...

OMG!! Why did u think I was male? I even have a picture in my blog!

Shubhojit said...

Rusty - No. theres no pix on ur blog. Neither in ur profile nor in ur blog. Plus there's no mention of male or female. I assumed that a woman would never like herself to be called 'rusty' and only a male can be so blatantly honest :D

RustyNeurons said...

hello!! check 'inside' the blog.. and dont make assumptions :P

Shubhojit said...

Ok now I get it. The blog 'Chimerical Flyovers' has a snap but not 'Two A Day'. I have read 'two a day' only and it has no snap. Neway, even Edison & Einstien went wrong in their assumptions I can be excused for that :). Well, now how r u going to kill me? :D

RustyNeurons said...

With terrible comments on your posts and terrible posts that I will force you to read in my blogs!

Shubhojit said...

Well No Rusty. U fail here. The posts unfortunately are wonderful. The comments...hmmmm. Lets see what u have in store for me. Till now its been smooth sailing :)

RustyNeurons said...

okie, I know I am cluttering your comment space of this post, but I wanted to know if my writings give an impression of a male writer. I mean, reading the blog you never felt it could be a woman? I am just curious.

Shubhojit said...

I felt it sometimes when u wrote from a feminine viewpoint. But somehow when I first read ur post i got the impression that u were male and that never changed :) R'nt u happy that someone mistook u for a perfect being! Lol!

Gee said...

knock knock...if i am not disturbing ur conversation (my aplogies if i am..:P)
i rather liked the telemarketing post.:)

Shubhojit said...

Gee - Ofcourse not. U r always such a welcome relief :)
Well not surprising that u did not comment on the the Training post :D

Gee said...

lol, i reserve my comments on that...in any case, im pretty much against generalisation, unless the generalisation happens to be with "MENNNNNNNNNN"..:P

Shubhojit said...

Gee- Well theres a generalization already. And that is 'women crib so much about men' hehehe

Gee said...

shubhojit
hehe...guess its give and take baby!!..:P

Shreyasi Deb said...

hmmm........I demand immediate acknowledgement for Adam Times and sue you for copyright violation

Shubhojit said...

Hey Shreyasi - Well how can I not acknowledge it. Like Eve followed Adam so has Eve Times from Adam Times inspired by u :)

DreamCatcher said...

SJ: I will join Rusty in killing you for sure...but I wouldn't kill you with my posts...I would think of much more painful options. But in anycase, since you are NOT the author I shall accept an apology :)

Rusty: You write beautifully! Just like women usually do...:)

Shubhojit said...

DC - Please open those options to me. I need a chance to be prepared. But apologies!!!! Well God never apologised for creating Eve! Lol

& yes women ususally write beautifully since they speak so much. Its just about putting all that in words. :D

Anonymous said...

Lol..nice one.

Its about time at least one of you guy had the intelligence to get back at us.

;)

Shubhojit said...

Hey GG - Guys are simple beings u see. Don't involve themselves in witchhunt and finding faults! Lol!
But good that u enjoyed it. It was meant for that :D

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